f*ck New Years

my new year's resolution is one with some cliche baggage hang'n on it but it's fitting for me so here i sit, preaching my coming change with everyone else. yes, it's the one and only, quit smoking cigarettes for the rest of my life, resolution. the new marketing strategy i'm gonna pull is similar to those that inch halloween and christmas shopping seasons, day by day, farther away from the actual event. by this i mean my quit day is today and not actually on new years day. it's because of this, and lack of party money, i'm already planning a night in my room consisting of web surfing and after effects rendering.

the question is not, "who then will you kiss at midnight?", but rather, "who will i be kissing everyday at midnight for the rest of my life?". forget new years. it's just a day. the full moon will be out again and if you look up when it's a day off do you know, or more importantly does it matter? don't package your life like a fairy tail but rather live knowing your final out come and enjoy the days before it.

f*ck new years, it's just another day. i'll quit today because it fits me better than superstitions.

my song to the five senses

yep, sure am, yep.
(repeat x7)

...more like Internet Exploiter

funny story. so i decided to check my web site against multiple internet browsers and to my surprise, and maybe it's not that big of a surprise, big fat swine microsoft windows ate up internet explorer and made it their own. in other words, i can't f*ck'n run that dumb program on my mac. how convenient, just one less problem to hassle with i suppose. if my web page looks weird to you, let the machine of distruction aware of it (or just use Firefox).
Thanks.

moo

so history repeats itself, as the titanic sank, the ram dually gets stuck. big trucks aren't that great when it comes to big snow. you may have 6 tires but tha snow's got 6 trillion little flakes. power in numbers my friend. an hour and a half spent digging the monster out. but we have good news! i'm pulling an all nighter jus like the brave fire fighter douching flames in the house of slaughter. and the cow goes...

it's three o'clock in the P.M. and i'm just waking up.
maybe it was the dreams about flying that kept me in bed.
or maybe i just wanted eleven hours of sleep.
either way these letters won't send themselves.
lets see what you can really do in an hour,
then i'll set my price accordingly.

p.s. i was flying by means of emptying some can of STUFF that when i sprayed, the can lifted my body higher into the air. it was like the 1950's all over again except this time i was starting riots on football fields. YOU WOULD'VE SLEPT IN TOO!!

dear GENERIC EMAILER

Dear steve mr,
hello girl, sweet motha'ove pearl???

Hi! Hope that you're doing great. My name is Angelica DuBoise and I am with FreeCRM.com.
i'm feel'n great indeed, let's anagramma yer name and smoke this weed.

Since 2003 we have helped over 98,000 businesses increase sales.
oh i see all work'n no fun, you jus want me to be ninety eight thousand and one.

I see that you have just signed up, terrific! We appreciate your membership to the FreeCRM.com site for your company, This Is Steve C -- we have a great CRM system that is easy to use and manage your information.
yeah i jus signed up so what? and i don't think we're on a "membership" basis just yut. how 'bout i manage a time, where our paths cross like a wind chime.

Just as a reminder, here's our Knowledge Base and Support Center with lots of videos and information on using CRM:
ok i get it, like you'd give ah shit.

https://support.freecrm.com/support/
i'm on that, chew that fat.

I just wanted to touch base with you and see how it is going with you. Importing data from Act or another contact manager? Awesome. Getting started with a new business? Excellent. We can help you every step of the way with our affordable CRM system.
wow what a mind trip, here we are back to tha first step. you're loaded questions and meaningless answers, of course this email is just about selling me hassels and cancers.

We can even help you import your existing ACT! Goldmine or even SalesForce data into the system -- we have a number of conversion and migration services, and we can handle any kind of data formats.
i see you can handle a lot, what about this tissue knee deep in human data snot?

If you would like, I can have an account representative contact you to have a short phone call about your CRM needs and what you're looking to accomplish in the area of sales force automation and customer relationship management.
fuck that, i want ah duboise chat. you can't just bate an' switch, love'd my face then getup an' ditch. yer such a conversation controlling lil' winch.

It would be great if you could spare some time, about 15 minutes to expand on your CRM needs and the business needs of your organization.
how'bout fifteen minutes and i'll expand yer pretty lil' mind, these lil' blue hairs need represent a different breaded kind.

Would it be possible to carve out some time on your calendar?
how'bout i carve yer tombstone, i'm in tha business of mak'n signs that hang in tha ozone.

Sincerely,
Sympathies,

Angelica DuBoise
CRM ASP Inc.
angelica@crmasp.com
1-866-829-7011 // 415-874-8040
this is steve c, and obviously you know how to contact thee.

tuesday's coming, did you bring a coat?

portland is enjoying some arctic blizzard, in your face, cold as hell, weather.
i think i'll treat myself to a nice warm blanket.

and the cold makes me wanna be different.
hmmm...
and the cold gives me the chance,
to show these bums,
how to have some fun.

smear lip balm all over my face.
bungle up cause it's cold out there.

strap boots on my feet, steel toe.
let's head to the hills, and play in the snow.

park practically in my back yard.
the three of us snowboard, chew'n your lard.

cause yer sittin inside close-minded, with yer car.
bus stop on every corner, can't be that far.
like my buds and i com'n, bust'n outta this jar.
like tha top'O me head, take off the lid an' there you are.

categorizing is easy, so brand me.
flag wav'n all crazy, in tha grand sea.

hypocrites an' their outta tha box baking.
following society's scape goat's an' sinking.
content, not a f_ck'n cute girl winking.
this is steve c and it's called free thinking.

eat that.

product is a boat anchoring accessory: this is deep

why don't i ever see public service announcements on tv? oh, of course, the ads don't bring the corporations running these networks any money. i want my american propoganda!!! psa's promoting safety, health, and wellbeing for all americans? you'll never see it unless you're watching PBS or some local college channel. it's no wonder we, as americans, give the impression we're scumbags. all we promote is the big fat dollar: Buy, Buy, Buy.

f*ck it.
i blew it.
i suck'em down.
another time i suppose.
pic's on myspace.
to prove my damn self.
f*ck it.

ho ho ho. what do we have here?
oh look it twasn't i that couldn't fly,
lil ol' pee sea bit the tie,
couldn't play a dvd,
the blue screen displays it's cry.
how foolish i was to doubt myself.
i'm starting a new campaign:
down with windows

i like deodorant,
i'm a capitalist.
you tell me that we enjoy smelling like each other.
that goes against the idea of individualism.
i tune my guitar.
no.
i tighten the strings until they are tight enough.
you tune your guitar to the sounds of the sheep,
conforming in the fields of green grass,
smelling like each other.

encore you piece of...
i hope it's just me though.
probably not, cause i'm just that awesome.

pass muthaf*ck'n words and the game of memory.
i'm sitting here with my bowl full of mashed beans, cheese dip and cheap gravy mixed in a bowl full of mashed beans, cheese dipper and heaps of pig gravy. the smell of my farts keep me up in the weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hours of the morning.
see lucia, i'm working,
you-see-ah I'M WORKING!!
haha.
remember blog name.
remember blog password.
its ok, it's the same as your gmail.
sure.
blogger.com is owned by google.
simple.
use google name and pass.
nope.
use google on blogger.com.
not on youTube.
yeah, i'm watching YOU!!
BIG BROTHER, you have a SANDY VAGINA.
eat beans, they're squishy!!

i just bought my lamb of god ticket.
what do you have to say about that?
... that's what i thought.

woke up and left with an inflated head of ideas.
unlike these gas prices, wild f8ck'n rollercoaster, everyone is strapp'n themselves in.
the general,
public love,
ride that,
yeah.

this sucks, it's already thursday and half the stuff i wanted done... isn't done.
where's my gun, let's have some fun. if you get a call from 800.395.2274 don't worry, they're just looking for your money. i'm looking for it too, i hope i can find it first.

decorated lighters are now available
FREE via download
(and a little arts/crafts on your part)

www.thisisstevec.com

its december and i can't get over how i'm still running/biking around in what wisconsinites call "spring jackets" hahahaha. ok, i've made my youtube, myspace, and blogg links to my web site www.thisisstevec.com so the ball is now rolling... the ball is in my court... the ball is in my pocket and i have a board with a nail in it so i may socket.

wow, i've had 4 thanksgiving meals this year and i didn't even think i was going to have one... well, i guess i was planning on going home but wasn't 100%

train rides are fun!!! but really long (from milwaukee to portland) so bring your own alcohol and food!!!

i sold my 1997 toyota corolla and bought a trek 900, what are YOU doing to save the planet from space monsters that snipe automobile drivers?????